Cigarette Butt Man

Hi!! I am cigarette BUTT-MAN not to be confused with the asshole character that Kramer is portrayed in Seinfeld !!!

I've been collecting shit in the parking lot for a few days now as part of my community service program. This is my punishment for doing something stupid and getting another DUI.

I have been here before and of course learned nothing insane: to do the same thing over and over again and expect different results. Albert Einstein theory.

I myself believed in Darwin and the theory of evolution and thought I was the part of the link where man drinks more and more and develops a liver that can process all the alcohol it would take to keep me happy permanently.

Although drinking has been a problem, it cannot be blamed as the sole sinner. I was looking to find a positive out of all this and found out walking around the parking lot could be seen as a workout and aid to my healthy healing.

I spent a lot of time with these shots out there in the parking lot and analyzed how they got there and who was in charge. A lot of the shutters were, where you would expect them, in the ash trays on the tables and the ash trays around the front of the building. In the bins came something else an equally good choice. Third, however, came to the floor around the tables within a six-foot radius of the ash trays and hills. Fourth, the grasslands and shrubs came within twelve feet of the hills and bins, fifth of the parking floor around the front of the building. It seemed to be blowing out and getting to be around all the other cars parked in the parking lot pretty close to the building. I tried to analyze brands, styles, quantity left, connect the brands with the style to cars or the owner, for example Marlborough was similar to F250 or truck, all menthol could be a Prius hybrid, camel could be a narcotic narcotic as they are so strong, that it is an attempt to get a buzz from a cigarette. The cigars were matched with the more exotic BMW, Porsche, Jag, Rolls or similar.

My second thought was that some MAYBE had parked further away to be able to light up and go to the car that had time to finish it. This was also linked to part of my research on the almost still complete ass that was left. That part of the parking lot down at the entrance by the ida lake furthest from the front door was like a virgin area, I called this area shires after the lord of the ring where Frodo lived. Here I could have my zen moment, but shots were found here in limited numbers,

I was thinking WHO !! Were these people that they went so far, it was the conflict between EXERCISE and smoking a menthol sigaretten and then dumping the evidence.

I definitely started thinking about all this BUTT STUFF!

BUT NO!! it goes deeper, this is part of the problem, it can even be the start of it all.

I've been there, I've thrown my ass and told myself biodegradable what's it, it's much easier than putting it in the ashtray. The next step is the sweet wrapping, the cigarette wrapping, the burger wrapping, I progressed to tax evasion instead of avoidance, smuggling instead of importing, stealing instead of buying, driving drunk instead of taxi.

President OBAMA had a lot of trouble saying this about the American people the other day, he said we were lazy.

I had gotten lazy and laziness spread and impregnated all my life, it was like the butterfly effect, the chain reaction spread like a fire, and no one controlled it.